I just had the following email exchange with Mary:
Mary: Things will all fall in your favor one day, colls. I know it!
Me: And on that day, I will be very scared, because I will know my death is imminet and the it was just the Universe showing me a bit of fake-out sympathy before dealing the final crushing blow.
Mary: You should think about writing a book of your adventures. Then you will be so rich you can have an assistant who holds your phone for you!
Me:The Incredibly True (Sort-of) Adventures of an Innocuous Sociopath.
